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This website “http://wikinerd.net” (hereafter the “website”) will comply with, act in accordance to, uphold, heed, and fulfill with respect toward the subsequent disclaimer:

By entering this website, the user (hereafter the “user”) is well informed in, comprehends, and ultimately accepts and agrees to the following disclaimer:

The information, knowledge, or counsel dispensed or provided by this website or the opinions, judgement, notions, ideas, views, and beliefs expressed or communicated using this website by it’s author(s) (hereafter the “author”) does not compulsorily or necessarily reflect or indicate, in any way, the views or beliefs of the owners of the website, the families and any relatives of the authors, the cats owned by the author(s), the authors themselves, the web host (hereafter the “host”) of the website, those who may link to this website, the creators of the Content Management System used to host this website, the designers of the template, or any separate organization, firm, institution, group, service, slogan, logo, symbol or emblem that may be connected, in any way, to this website. Furthermore any notions or ideas expressed is not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual; there is no deliberation within this website to harm, injure, defame, or libel others; the author(s) are not responsible for any supposed statements that may be defamatory that bound to government, religious, or other laws from the reader’s country of origin.

This website is not liable for any damages to you, your computer, your family, your home, your cat, or anything related to you caused by accident, abuse, neglect, misuse  unauthorized modification of computers, extreme environment (including extreme temperature or humidity), extreme physical or electrical stress or interference, fluctuation or surges of electrical power, lightning, cat scratches, static electricity, fire, children, berserking maniacs, acts of God, or other external causes. In no event will this website be liable for any loss or damage including without limitation, indirect or consequential loss or damage, or any loss or damage whatsoever arising from loss of data or profits arising out of, or in connection with, the use of this website by you and your cat(s).

The author(s) are not responsible, in any way, for the validity, authority, potency, or cogency of any counsel that may be provided on this website. The information provided within this website will be of a broad, rough, loose, general, indefinite, unspecific, and vague nature and should not, in any way possible, replace, or act as an alternative to guidance and advice of a licensed professional. A capable and accomplished authority of the knowledge’s specific area is the only one who would be able to attend to the your particular situation. This website nor it’s author(s) will be free of liability should any assistance you may acquire in or in related to this website results in negative consequences. Please kindly contact your local bar association, law society, neighborhood association of jurists, medical board, county hospital, address directory, online directory, local emergency number, mother, cat, spouse, or Google to find or obtain a referral to a competent professional.

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Any content resembling informative details, particulars, facts, figures, statistics, data, knowledge, intelligence, instruction, or enlightment are not part of the author(s)’s liability; the author(s) are not at fault should any of said content be inexact, inaccurate, or outright fallacious. In other words, the author(s) of this website is not held accountable for the correctness, exactness, factuality, authenticity, fidelity, verity, or truthfulness of any content that may be found upon this website.

Comments that may be found on this website are sole responsibility of their writers and creators or their cats, and these writers and creators take any and all responsibility and be held liable for any libel, defamation, misrepresentation, scandalmongering, vilification, smear, slander, or any litigation or legal action that may result from the said compositions. The correctness, exactness, factuality, authenticity, fidelity, verity, or truthfulness of any content that may be found upon these comments is not guaranteed.

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This website has absolutely no control over the nature, content, or availability any information you may access via outbound link(s) that you may find among the content of this website. This website does not approve of or endorse such websites, nor can any content attained in said websites be  guaranteed to be accurate or any analysis found therein assured to be correct, or for the consequences of a user’s use of that information. If you are curious about the verisimilitude of any content you may find in this website or the websites linked, please consult a licensed professional mentioned above, or get a referral to a licensed professional.

This website may inadvertently link to content that is obscene, prurient, useless, hate-filled, poisonous, pornographic, frivolous, empty, rotten, bad, disgusting, hostile, repulsive, virulent, infectious, malignant, antagonistic, irritating, obnoxious, harsh, embittered, rancorous, resentful, acrimonious, pestilential, baneful, noxious, toxic, venomous, cat-like, pernicious or repetitive. This website or it’s author(s) in no way condones, endorses or takes responsibility for such content.

This webisite may also be involuntarily be linked to by or through websites that is not approved of or endorsed by this websites; these websites that may link to this website may contain content or media that is obscene, prurient, useless, hate-filled, poisonous, pornographic, frivolous, empty, rotten, bad, disgusting, hostile, repulsive, virulent, infectious, malignant, antagonistic, irritating, obnoxious, harsh, embittered, rancorous, resentful, acrimonious, pestilential, baneful, noxious, toxic, venomous, pernicious, cat-like, or repetitive; this website and it’s author(s) and their cat(s) in no way condones, endorses, or takes responsibility for such content.

This website publishes content frequently, and such content is maintained in accordance to the protections and limits provided by local, provincial, state, martial, federal, international and mafia law. Publication of information obtained or acquired within this website may be in violation of the laws of the city, county, state, province, country, or any legal jurisdiction of wherever you happen to be viewing this website from. In the case where and when the laws of the jurisdiction where this website’s content is maintained and those of yours conflict, this website does not encourage, condone, facilitate, recommend or protect the violation of any laws and cannot be responsible for any violations of such laws.

This website is written and displayed in English; the author(s) are not responsible, in any way, of any abuse, offense, libel, harm, or litigation that may come to pass when translated, in any way, into any language other than English; this includes cat-speak. Thus should any document or content be in another language and there is a version in English, the English version prevails should there be any conflict between translations.

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Because the World Wide Web is an integrated net of communication, discussion and litigation, this website encourages the distribution of its content. Cross, reciprocal or just plain friendly hyperlinking is consistent with this information sharing and this disclaimer should not be construed as a condemnation of any linking practices. That said, any reproduction of this website’s content must contact the author and credit the website by name and Uniform Resource Locator (URL). Should you link to this domain or use, reproduce, republish, regurgitate, repeat, reiterate, rebound, reecho, reverberate, mimic, imitate, parrot or duplicate the information contained on this website, you alone are responsible for that action and should, under threat of litigation, credit this website by name and URL and notify it’s author upon usage.

This website is not recommended for inmates, ingrates or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, those lacking intellect, illiterates and lawyers. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant or are nursing are advised to consult their husband and physician before reading this website; fertile young men should contact their mother, lawyer, or spouse prior to reading this website. Eating before reading may result in unhealthy indigestion. Not recommended for people over the age of 100.